My Dear______________________ ,

When you awake from your deep slumber, you will probably be a little groggy from the tranquilizers I gave you (you were putting up a bit of a fight and I had to pacify you for the sake of safety, my dear) and disoriented by the unfamiliar surroundings that you find yourself in, but it will be all right, my lov., You'll see. We couldn't have a relationship with all of your friends and family trying to interfere, so I transported you here to this remote location where we can live our lives uninterrupted. It will be romantic, like two lovers stranded on an island somewhere, having nothing else but their own love to live on. I have taken the liberty of writing letters, which have gone out to all your friends and family, letting them know that you need to go and find yourself and that you will be gone for an indeterminable amount of time. Truth be told, I had been planning this for a year, just waiting for the right time to enact it, and I have even changed our identities and given us new ones--my old friend, Steve owed me a favor.

I will be back soon with food and supplies.

Forever yours,

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